Santa Monica College Cruise

CUIS 10, Yeoman Pursoring

3 Units

What is Your Yeoman Pursor? What does the job entail? Find out in this intensive experiencial course.

CUIS 20, Partner Identification

Noncredit

Most life partners are identified within minutes of boarding the ship. You don't want to get this wrong, so learn the ins-and-outs of making the right choice for you.

CUIS 30B, Advanced Cruise Directing

3 Units

It's not just organizing shuffleboard competitions or recommending shore excursions. Your Cruise Director must also learn how to put up with handsy leering perverts while simultainiously winning the hearts of every passenger and co-worker.

CUIS 50B, Advanced Medical Services

3 Units

Your Ship's Doctor requires more than just a medical degree. You also need to wear shorts, and to pivot between making inappropriate passes at passengers to dealing with medical emergencies without experiencing physical or emotional whiplash.

CUIS 60, Disco Dancing

3 Units

Are you a young single, or an uncomfortable older person? This course is for you! Learn how to "boogie down" with the experts. Included in the course are age appropriate moves and partner recommendations: Hip/Hip, Hip/Awkward, Hip/Old, Old/Old, Old/Grandchild, Your Ship's Bartender/Anyone on the dance floor, etc. Wear appropriate attire. 

CUIS 70A, Mid-Cruise Letdown

Noncredit

Inevitably, you are going to find that your initial choice of partner is a letdown or has a terrible secret leaving you confused, hurt, and alone. (i.e. silly misunderstandings, surprising pregnancies or children, turns out he's a bank robber or stowaway, might be your unknown sibling, seen kissing Your Cruise Director, etc.) This course will put your romance back on track so that you end the cruise happy, together, and engaged.

CUIS 70B, Advanced Mid-Cruise Letdown

6 Units

Sometimes your initial pairing is not the correct choice. This advanced course will give you the skills needed to make the switch to the sister/brother/best friend, mother/daughter, servant, or Your Cruise Director.